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It’s not often I receive a piece of spam that stops me in my tracks these days, when you own over 100 domain names the receiving of email from spammers offering Cialis, Viagra and bodily enlargement services is to be expected. This one however did make me laugh, it had the usual .gif attachment (blocked by my email reader) and from the content had one clear purpose. Identify a valid email address and spam the hell out of it. Personally I think as email marketing messages go this one isn’t much worse than some I’ve seen put together by ‘professional’ emarketers without any thought whatsoever, at least it made me laugh:

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I don’t know what ‘it’ was but I didn’t go and get it, I didn’t feel very jiffy or that I needed rescuing.

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